officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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(via pizza)

Anonymous asked: You are very attractive. VERY attractive. That is all.

Okay now I really gotta know who you are

This is even more hilarious at 3 in the morning

This is even more hilarious at 3 in the morning

lulz-time:

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buildabitchworkshop:


iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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sprouseable:

Batsprouse

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via pizza)

vinebox:

White people be like ..

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my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

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hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

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hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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